when the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold
truth coming out of her well, with apologies to Jean-Léon Gérôme
hey i just got Jean-Léon Gérôme on the line and he says this shit is dope
are there actually people who don’t have any stuffed animals? like real people who decided once they hit middle school or something that they needed to sell all their cuddly friends because adorable plush puppies and bears are for children only? where are they? are they ok? do they need someone to talk to
yea me lol , I swapped them out for Dumbbells at age 11 . theres a reason why u nerds are so scrawny and fragile , and im one of the biggest muscle guys in Oceania